The House Always Wins

Giggle.  “Oh, that’s SO TRUE!!!!”  Chuckle.  Nodding head.  “Jason, you’ve got to read this part!”

That’s pretty much how it went over the weekend when I read Marni Jameson’s home improvement book, The House Always Wins.


I haven’t read a design-related book in awhile, and I was thrilled when my friend Jen surprised me with it on my birthday last week.  (Thanks, Jen!!)  Marni is a big-time, syndicated newspaper columnist who manages to relay tales of home improvement and interior design woes (and victories) with a dry humor that I found completely endearing and easy to relate to.

It’s not often that you can find a how-to guide that is chock full of useful advice and hilarious misadventures.  With tips ranging from picking flooring that will stand the test of time to incorporating design trends to whipping contractors into shape, Marni’s advice comes straight from the trenches of home renovation and design, and includes practical advice and tips from design gurus like Barbara Barry – tips I wish I’d had when I renovated our house!

Beyond the pages filled with useful information, Marni’s book is awesome because she lets you know with every story and anecdote that you aren’t the only one who sometimes feels like your home – and your quest to make it your own – is a total trainwreck.  Here’s a passage I could particularly relate to:

Anyhoo, it was a great read and I think you’d love it!  This book would also make the perfect gift for friends that are buying their first home, or are embarking on a home renovation – if the advice doesn’t get them through some crazy times, at least a few laughs might help!

P.S.  Apparently Marni’s second book, House of Havoc, came out February 1st – can’t wait to check it out!

Fun With MLS

I have a bit of an obsession with perusing new listings that come on the market, particularly those in my neighborhood.

I must admit, I was a little taken aback when I found this new listing in my neighborhood with the following picture and description.  (Keep in mind that I live about 5 minutes north of downtown Dallas – pretty urban, to say the least):

Fun with MLS

BESIDES THE PATIO THIS 88X127 LOT HAS ENOUGH YARD ROOM FOR DOGS, KIDS, FARM ANIMALS OR EVEN TAKING IN FAMILY MEMBERS AND PUTTING THEM UP IN TENTS.

Come again?  Did I miss something?  Farm animals?  Family members in tents?

Perhaps my neighborhood is a lot more exciting than I realized.  Or maybe I need to move and get away from these weirdos . . . hmm.  At the very least, someone should proofread this realtor’s listings.

Got any funky neighbors of your own with rampant code violations or family members housed in tents?

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